Jetpainter
640cc Uber Pimp
I dated a girl once that had a calendar in her bedroom titled, "100 uses for a dead cat"
Wanted DEAD or ALIVE....
- Thread starter SleepyC
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Naughty Monkey
100cc
I wrote an essay in a college English class on uses for dead cats. Not only scored 100%, but it got read in front of the class.
Alky6
150cc
Depends. How much suffering you would like it to endure?
Short and sweet, submerged (use for "nice" cats)
A little more time - use it like an old washboard, in and out
Ultimate revenge - provide a few sips of antifreeze, and give it the washboard treatment.
ChickenBalls
"Cool Guy"
Fellas fellas fellas ya got this all wrong. Sleepy should be looking at getting some restitution from the bad kitty. Take his furry azz down to the local Peking Wok and see how much $$ they will give you for said kitty, should at least cover shipping cost for repair,
If your looking for just revenge, then I suggest fishing line, empty milk jug, turpentine, corn cob, and a evil buddy. Lovingly pick the kitty up and pet him/her, while your bud ties the fishing line to it's tail, which is attached to milk jug, remember pet the kitty nicely, take the corn cob dip in turpentine, at this point grasp the kitty behind the neck, and grab it's back feet FIRMLY, said evil buddy rub his anal region with said corn cob, now toss kitty away from you, and watch the entertainment. This is NOT Peta approved
If your looking for just revenge, then I suggest fishing line, empty milk jug, turpentine, corn cob, and a evil buddy. Lovingly pick the kitty up and pet him/her, while your bud ties the fishing line to it's tail, which is attached to milk jug, remember pet the kitty nicely, take the corn cob dip in turpentine, at this point grasp the kitty behind the neck, and grab it's back feet FIRMLY, said evil buddy rub his anal region with said corn cob, now toss kitty away from you, and watch the entertainment. This is NOT Peta approved
ChickenBalls
"Cool Guy"
Hence the NOT Peta approved for you sensitive PUNKSI'm offended!!! This is and outrage take this down!hahahahaha jk
CatalinaWOW
50cc
Many states have a cat hockey association. You could either join, or just donate some "equipment" for their use.
Naughty Monkey
100cc
Hence the NOT Peta approved for you sensitive PUNKS
Probably don't mean People Eat Tasty Animals, doubt cat tastes very good.
